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Harry Crumb is a bumbling and inept private investigator who is hired to solve the kidnapping of a young heiress which he's not expected to solve because his employer is the mastermind behind the kidnapping.

A crooked politician finds himself being accused of murder by a gangster from whom he refused help during a re-election campaign.

A shy San Francisco librarian and a bumbling cop fall in love as they solve a crime involving albinos, dwarves, and the Catholic Church.

When an upwardly mobile couple find themselves unemployed and in debt, they turn to armed robbery in desperation.