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Release Year2013
Runtime1h 35m
LanguageEnglish
CertificationNC-17
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DirectorDick Wadd
WritersDick Wadd
TypeFeature Film
Rating0.0 out of 10
Cast8 credited
Also Known AsCum Crazy Carpenters
About Cum Crazy Carpenters
We should have known better than to hire a piss loving, sexually depraved crew of carpenters to renovate our offices in New York City. No work got done on the remodel, but our cameras caught these pigs in action as they sucked, fucked, fisted and pissed the day away. Marco Cruise gets gang banged and turned into a human urinal. Jayson Park has his hole and mouth used by the hot group, led by Muscle Daddy Jim Ferro. The only thing that was getting hammered or nailed on this job site was muscled ass.
Directed by Dick Wadd, Cum Crazy Carpenters leans on a strong ensemble — Alejandro Wilde, Ian James, Jayson Park — to carry a story that balances spectacle with character.
The film landed with audiences for its craft and performances, and remains one of the most talked-about screen titles of 2013.
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