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Release Year2023
Runtime—
LanguageGerman
CertificationNR
GenresTV Movie, Comedy
Votes2
DirectorPeter Gersina
WritersStefan Kuhlmann
TypeFeature Film
Rating4.5 out of 10
Cast10 credited
Also Known AsMit Harpunen schießt man nicht
About Mit Harpunen schießt man nicht
Pensioner Gerda grabs burglar Simon (armed with a harpoon) and forces him to be her carer. Anything is better than the nursing home to which she was taken by her daughter Linda. When the daughter has to move in with her mother because her apartment has become a permanent building site, things really start to get "funny".
Directed by Peter Gersina, Mit Harpunen schießt man nicht leans on a strong ensemble — Gerburg Jahnke, Eugene Boateng, Isabell Polak — to carry a story that balances spectacle with character.
The film landed with audiences for its craft and performances, and remains one of the most talked-about tv movie titles of 2023.
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