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Release Year1973
Runtime1h 28m
LanguageEnglish
CertificationNR
GenresComedy
Votes21
DirectorCliff Owen
WritersAnthony Marriott, Brian Cooke, Johnnie Mortimer
TypeFeature Film
Rating5.2 out of 10
Cast10 credited
Also Known AsNo Sex Please - We're British
About No Sex Please - We're British
A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the bank's head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.
Directed by Cliff Owen, No Sex Please - We're British leans on a strong ensemble — Ronnie Corbett, Beryl Reid, Arthur Lowe — to carry a story that balances spectacle with character.
The film landed with audiences for its craft and performances, and remains one of the most talked-about comedy titles of 1973.
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