Owning Teenage Ass

As much as we House Managers try, sometimes we get the feeling that these young men will never shape up. It’s a shame, too, because we go to extraordinary lengths to disincentivize bad behavior. You’d think that a young straight guy, with a virgin hole, after getting it banged out and fucked so hard he is gaping. Well, you’d think he’d refrain from what got him in that situation in the first place. Unfortunately, it seems that these guys are just too depraved to behave. What do we have left? Well, at least the House Managers have a fresh crew almost monthly of new meat. Sexy young men, skinny boys, boys with skills, virgin holes – you name it! As long as we can put up with their shit, the job does come with perks. We spend hours a day breeding holes and dumping loads of jizz down these no-goods’ mouths. Hey, it’s a living, ain’t it?

Directed by Shane Aaron, Owning Teenage Ass leans on a strong ensemble — Bogdan Fox, Drew Jackson, Dylan Drive — to carry a story that balances spectacle with character.

The film landed with audiences for its craft and performances, and remains one of the most talked-about screen titles of 2021.