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Release Year2012
Runtime1h 13m
LanguageItalian
CertificationNR
Genres—
Votes4
DirectorMario Balsamo
WritersGuido Gabrielli, Mario Balsamo
TypeFeature Film
Rating6.2 out of 10
Cast4 credited
Also Known AsWe're Nothing Like James Bond
About We're Nothing Like James Bond
How two friends, thanks to the strong relationship between them, piece back together the fragments of their existence sent topsy-turvy by serious illness? Through a peculiar kind of road movie, alternating the dense reflections of the two main characters on life, with their easy positive glances towards the future. Starting from a weird juvenile infatuation with James Bond: he utterly immortal, they extremely mortal. Now more than before.
Directed by Mario Balsamo, We're Nothing Like James Bond leans on a strong ensemble — Daniela Bianchi, Guido Gabrielli, Mario Balsamo — to carry a story that balances spectacle with character.
The film landed with audiences for its craft and performances, and remains one of the most talked-about screen titles of 2012.
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