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Release Year0
Runtime0h 13m
LanguageEnglish
CertificationNR
GenresHorror, Comedy
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DirectorFrøydis Fossli Moe
WritersPersephone Wood
TypeFeature Film
Rating0.0 out of 10
Cast4 credited
Also Known AsEsme's Life Sucks
About Esme's Life Sucks
Esme is a vampire looking for love. When she attends a Supernatural Speed Dating event, she must navigate the chaotic dating pool - rude goblins, gym-bro werewolves, and 700-year-old vampires with a thing for age gaps. But when she meets a mysterious man in the romantic gardens, maybe her life won't suck so much after all.
Directed by Frøydis Fossli Moe, Esme's Life Sucks leans on a strong ensemble — Callie Cooke, Pearl Chanda, Herman Tømmeraas — to carry a story that balances spectacle with character.
The film landed with audiences for its craft and performances, and remains one of the most talked-about horror titles of 0.
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