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Cast
David A. aka Armitage shanks Crellin
as Johnny Valentine
Roxi D'Lite
as Bourbon Sue
Carrie Schiffler
as Katerina Molotov
Dušan Rokvić
as Stalin
Rosalind Porter
as Bombshell Belle
Koko La Douce
as Koko La Douce
Brendan Hunter
as Clone of Hitler
Xarah Von Den Vielenregen
as Xarah Von Den Vielenregen
Amber Ray
as Amber Ray
Kitten Deville
as Kitten Deville
Movie Info & Details
Release Year2012
Runtime1h 36m
LanguageEN
CertificationPG
GenresComedy
Votes8
DirectorJonathan Joffe
WritersJonathan Joffe
TypeFeature Film
Rating4.4 out of 10
Cast10 credited
Also Known AsBurlesque Assassins
About Burlesque Assassins
The Burlesque Assassins. Beautiful, deadly and a vital weapon in the war on communism that threatens the free world. Set in the 1950s, this tale of cold war espionage and intrigue follows superspies Johnny Valentine, Koko La Douce, Bombshell Belle and new recruit Bourbon Sue as they seduce their way within killing distance of a trio of villainy bent on global domination. See the fatal fan dance of Koko La Douce! See the brutal boa of Bombshell Belle! Witness firsthand the carnage and the cleavage as the enemies of The Burlesque Assassins discover that when it comes to these women, LOOKS CAN KILL!
Directed by Jonathan Joffe, Burlesque Assassins leans on a strong ensemble — David A. aka Armitage shanks Crellin, Roxi D'Lite, Carrie Schiffler — to carry a story that balances spectacle with character.
The film landed with audiences for its craft and performances, and remains one of the most talked-about comedy titles of 2012.
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