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Release Year2003
Runtime1h 33m
LanguageEnglish
CertificationNR
GenresComedy, Horror
Votes8
DirectorJosh Miller
WritersJosh Miller, Pat Casey
TypeFeature Film
Rating5.5 out of 10
Cast10 credited
Also Known AsHey... Stop Stabbing Me!
About Hey... Stop Stabbing Me!
Recent college graduate Herman Schumacher has just taken up residence in an apparently great house with apparently great roommates. But all is not well. Why did the roommate Herman replaced leave all of his stuff behind, as though he never really left? And why do the rest of the roommates "assume" he joined a cult? And why is there a makeshift tombstone with his name on it in the backyard? And what's the deal with the monster that's stealing Herman's socks and living in a giant labyrinth under the house? As Herman searches for the answers he'll learn that they can only be found on a path that leads to sex, murderous murder, hole-digging, and a BATTLE TO THE DEATH!
Directed by Josh Miller, Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! leans on a strong ensemble — Pat Casey, Andy 'Hippa' Kriss, Maria A. Morales — to carry a story that balances spectacle with character.
The film landed with audiences for its craft and performances, and remains one of the most talked-about comedy titles of 2003.
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