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Release Year2013
Runtime1h 34m
LanguageEnglish
CertificationNR
GenresAnimation, Comedy
Votes2
DirectorShayne Ehman, Seth Scriver
WritersShayne Ehman, Seth Scriver
TypeFeature Film
Rating3.5 out of 10
Cast10 credited
Also Known AsAsphalt Watches
About Asphalt Watches
This hilarious, grotesque, and unique adult animated feature chronicles visual artists Seth Scriver and Shayne Ehman’s trans-Canadian road trip as they encounter dull violence, rampant consumerism and unbridled eccentricity in small towns all over this wide, weird country.
Directed by Shayne Ehman, Seth Scriver, Asphalt Watches leans on a strong ensemble — Marc Bell, Mike Constable, Shayne Ehman — to carry a story that balances spectacle with character.
The film landed with audiences for its craft and performances, and remains one of the most talked-about animation titles of 2013.
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