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Release Year2013
Runtime1h 40m
LanguagePortuguese
CertificationNR
GenresDrama
Votes7
DirectorPaulo Rocha
WritersPaulo Rocha, João Viana, Regina Guimarães
TypeFeature Film
Rating5.5 out of 10
Cast10 credited
Also Known AsIf I Were a Thief... I'd Steal
About If I Were a Thief... I'd Steal
1920s. Vitalino, a small farmer from São Vicente sees his father die of the epidemic which decimated the country. Some years later, of all the brothers, Vitalino is the strongest and takes his father’s place in the house. But the village is too small for his aspirations and he decides to head to Brazil, leaving his sisters in charge of the household. In parallel with Vitalino’s story, If I Were a Thief… I’d Steal portrays the world of Paulo Rocha rummaging through his films and ghosts over the years.
Directed by Paulo Rocha, If I Were a Thief... I'd Steal leans on a strong ensemble — Luís Miguel Cintra, Chandra Malatitch, Isabel Ruth — to carry a story that balances spectacle with character.
The film landed with audiences for its craft and performances, and remains one of the most talked-about drama titles of 2013.
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