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Release Year2004
Runtime1h 25m
LanguageEnglish
CertificationNR
GenresCrime, Comedy
Votes1
DirectorMichael Hurst
WritersMichael Hurst, Nick Moran
TypeFeature Film
Rating8.0 out of 10
Cast10 credited
Also Known AsThe Baby Juice Express
About The Baby Juice Express
A middle class London lad’s gangster fantasies go awry when his dodgy uncle puts them into debt to a real life crime boss. Still pulling strings from behind bars, the kingpin’s only desire is to conceive an heir by smuggling his sperm to his wife on the outside. There’s only one way the boys know how to raise the money fast … hijack the ‘baby juice express’. But kidnapping ‘baby juice’ turns out to be fraught with even more peril than the bumbling wannabes could possibly have imagined in this cheeky spin on the gangster genre. Starring Nick Moran (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels), with Julian Clary (one of Britain’s funniest) and Joe Bugner (former boxing champion and one of Australia’s toughest!).
Directed by Michael Hurst, The Baby Juice Express leans on a strong ensemble — Nick Moran, Nick Brimble, Lisa Faulkner — to carry a story that balances spectacle with character.
The film landed with audiences for its craft and performances, and remains one of the most talked-about crime titles of 2004.
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