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Release Year2003
Runtime1h 30m
LanguageSpanish
CertificationNR
GenresComedy, Horror
Votes1
DirectorRadamés Sánchez
WritersRadamés Sánchez
TypeFeature Film
Rating8.0 out of 10
Cast6 credited
Also Known AsCelestino y el Vampiro
About Celestino y el Vampiro
In Old San Juan a 40+ year old divorcée is not aware he befriends a vampire who bites women, not in their necks but in their derrières, leaving them with flattened behinds. A vampire hunter from Europe warns Celestino about his neighbor and tries to recruit his help in salvaging a much cherished national heritage. But there is a difficulty: this vampire will not die by a stake through his heart and to avoid destruction he wears tin underwear.
Directed by Radamés Sánchez, Celestino y el Vampiro leans on a strong ensemble — Axel Anderson, Jaime Hamilton, René Monclova — to carry a story that balances spectacle with character.
The film landed with audiences for its craft and performances, and remains one of the most talked-about comedy titles of 2003.
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