Poledick

Poledick returns from war to find his beloved busty fianc he has married another so he takes solace in the arms of the local wenches and has a good rummage in their bloomers. The local physician Dr Fannys pays a visit to blonde bombshell Baren Knigth. After he unleashes her heaving bosom gives her a thorough examination, they both feel 100% better. Captain Blimey is desperate to deflower the beautiful and innocent Titty and win her hand in marriage by bending her owner the furniture and fucking her tight virgin hole. Flame haired damsel Dementia gets wet watching Poledick works the land. When he reveals his six pack she feels a deep stirring in her loins and the desperate need to sit on his cock. Poledick can no longer wait for his one true love. He travels to Jizzabreath's house, rips off her bodice and they fuck like rabbits.

Directed by Amory Peart, Poledick leans on a strong ensemble — Benedict Garrett, Steve Nice, Brooklyn Blue — to carry a story that balances spectacle with character.

The film landed with audiences for its craft and performances, and remains one of the most talked-about screen titles of 2017.