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Release Year2000
Runtime0h 15m
LanguageEN
CertificationNR
GenresComedy, Horror
Votes1
DirectorBobby R. Poirier
WritersMichael Bendzela
TypeFeature Film
Rating10.0 out of 10
Cast9 credited
Also Known AsTraditional Family Vampires
About Traditional Family Vampires
An over-the-top comedy about a right wing / conservative family of vampires that go door to door sucking blood, until they meet up with a particularly unsavory character. They morally object to one victim's sexual orientation, thereby not finishing the job.... and we all know what happens if you don't drain 'em dry!
Directed by Bobby R. Poirier, Traditional Family Vampires leans on a strong ensemble — Brian Hinds, Christine Louise Marshall, Sarah Lord — to carry a story that balances spectacle with character.
The film landed with audiences for its craft and performances, and remains one of the most talked-about comedy titles of 2000.
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