Give Me Wood

If you go down to the woods today, as the song says, you’re sure of a big surprise. In this particular instance, however, it ain’t so much a teddy bear’s picnic that you’ll encounter as a spunk-crazed collection of the hottest, horniest twinks ever assembled! Titus Snow leads the fray, aided and abetted by fellow cock-whore, Lucas Drake; plus a whole host of new boys who are only too willing and eager to get back to nature. By that, of course, we mean they get their assholes stretched and their faces doused with streams of sweet spunk and rivers of hot piss! In short, a total and utter filth-fest that you’ll just love!

Directed by John Smith, Give Me Wood leans on a strong ensemble — Titus Snow, Martin Rivers, Andy Scott — to carry a story that balances spectacle with character.

The film landed with audiences for its craft and performances, and remains one of the most talked-about screen titles of 2016.