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Cast
Coluche
as Le roi Gros Pif Ier
Dominique Lavanant
as La reine Madeleine
Anémone
as La cousine Lucienne
Martin Lamotte
as Le bouffon
Michel Blanc
as Antremont
Roland Giraud
as Le duc d'Orléans
Gérard Jugnot
as Le premier capitaine des mousquetaires
Gérard Lanvin
as Le chevalier blanc
Thierry Lhermitte
as Le héraut d'armes
Marie-Anne Chazel
as La reine de Flandre
Movie Info & Details
Release Year1977
Runtime1h 32m
LanguageFrench
CertificationNR
GenresComedy
Votes67
DirectorMarc Monnet, Coluche
WritersColuche
TypeFeature Film
Rating4.9 out of 10
Cast10 credited
Also Known AsYou Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine
About You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine
Whilst King Gros Pif I amuses himself at debauched banquets, his musketeers pursue their tax-collecting duties with a malicious zeal. Goaded by the court jester (who is also the Queen’s lover), the ministers decide to put an end to this regime and have the King locked up. Hearing the news, the famous Chevalier Blanc comes to his rescue. Aided by the knight and his cousin Lucienne, the King flees to Flanders, where he devises a scheme to win him back the throne of France...
Directed by Marc Monnet, Coluche, You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine leans on a strong ensemble — Coluche, Dominique Lavanant, Anémone — to carry a story that balances spectacle with character.
The film landed with audiences for its craft and performances, and remains one of the most talked-about comedy titles of 1977.
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