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Cast
Elina Madison
as Minty
Anthony Ray Parker
as Big Boss
Tabitha Taylor
as Double Delicious
Chip Joslin
as Dr. Brain Bender
Jacki R. Chan
as Molly Leviathan
Hawk Younkins
as Captain Capability
Ricardo Mamood-Vega
as Zen Cowboy
David A. Lockhart
as Rat Monster
Nora J. Novak
as Cute Postal Woman
Jade English
as Hot Security Guard
Movie Info & Details
Release Year2009
Runtime1h 20m
LanguageEnglish
CertificationNR
GenresAction, Adventure, Comedy
Votes7
DirectorEugene Baldovino
WritersEugene Baldovino
TypeFeature Film
Rating1.9 out of 10
Cast10 credited
Also Known AsMinty the Assassin
About Minty the Assassin
MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty's agent, BIG BOSS, an older and honorable gentlemen, is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER, the evil neuro-scientist. Minty then fights her way up various perverse floors of Doctor Brain Bender's paranormal building to rescue Big Boss. Several unusual villains stand in her way: CAPTAIN CAPABILITY, a freak of nature; SENSATIONAL NINJA, an effeminate assassin; RAT MONSTER, a depressed mutant; BRUCE ZEE, a psycho martial artist; MOLLY LEVIATHAN, a sensual super vixen; ZEN COWBOY, a blindfolded gunslinger; and DOUBLE DELICIOUS, an intellectual lesbian vampire. Throughout this wild odyssey, Minty educates her adversaries on the fascinating world of natural science and then uses her beauty, her brains, and pure brutality to demonstrate the biological theory of the survival of the fittest
Directed by Eugene Baldovino, Minty the Assassin leans on a strong ensemble — Elina Madison, Anthony Ray Parker, Tabitha Taylor — to carry a story that balances spectacle with character.
The film landed with audiences for its craft and performances, and remains one of the most talked-about action titles of 2009.
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