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Release Year2003
Runtime1h 27m
LanguageEnglish
CertificationNR
Genres—
Votes1
DirectorRoland Dane
WritersRoland Dane
TypeFeature Film
Rating9.0 out of 10
Cast10 credited
Also Known AsThe Family Jewels
About The Family Jewels
In The Family Jewels, written, produced and directed by sexy Roland Dane of in-front-of-the-camera fame, STUDIO 2000 breaks open the stash and unleash a bevy of big studs--and we ain't talkin' about earrings! Every man loves the feel of a hand on his family jewels, but when he feels his prize possession is threatened, there's hell to pay. They may not be glass cutters, but these dudes' rods are definitely hard enough to drill deep.
Directed by Roland Dane, The Family Jewels leans on a strong ensemble — Rafael Carreras, Ted Colunga, Matt Bird — to carry a story that balances spectacle with character.
The film landed with audiences for its craft and performances, and remains one of the most talked-about screen titles of 2003.
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