Herbie, the Volkswagen Beetle with a mind of its own, is racing in the Monte Carlo Rally. But thieves have hidden a cache of stolen diamonds in Herbie's gas tank, and are now trying to get them back.

A boy realizes there is more to being a clown than just clowning around.

Henry wants to sleep with lots of beautiful women, but they keep blowing him off...until a Hindu guru teaches him the technique of "substitution."