In Manhattan, Seymour is a fast-talking, flatulent, frustrated director of titillation flicks, in search of fame and fortune. With a crudely drawn map, he sets sail for Bone Island, his crew including Fanny, his latest discovery. The island is home to the legendary Kinky Kong, a massive gorilla. The crew overcomes the ape and takes him back to New York to exhibit - but chains break, and the ape is on the loose. Liberty is in danger.

A corporate office suddenly becomes the sexual playground for a lesbian vampire who likes to watch her female victims seduce one another.

Darian is a sexually repressed wildcat waiting to be unleashed. When she discovers an enchanted Ouija board, she also uncovers the power to transport women from the past into the present. Darian summons forth such famous, exotic and beautiful females as Cleopatra, Annie Oakley, Mata Hari and Helen of Troy, but each of them is unable to satisfy her insatiable desires.

Colonel AJ Khan and Captain Darian Caine travel back in time in an attempt to find a cure for the erotic witch plague which has engulfed the planet earth. Sex orgies have dominated the modern cities rendering civilization engulfed in eroticism. Will Caine and Khan be able to rescue the world from sex starved crazies, or with their own pent-up passions for each other and the other delectable scantily clad female crew members destroy them all.