Emperor Wang (the Perverted) is leader of the planet Porno and sends his mighty "Sex Ray" towards Earth, turning everyone into sex-mad fiends. Only one man can save the Earth, football player Flesh Gordon. Along with his girlfriend Dale Ardor and Professor Flexi-Jerkoff, they set off towards the source of the Sex Ray, unaware of the perils that face them!

A series of vignettes, usually of a crude sexual nature, from various not so well known comedians combining to make a hilarious spoof.

The West Coast mob has problems. Its head has been assassinated, and their East Coast rivals are looking for an excuse to take them over. They find a heretofore unknown child of the don's named Toni and send for him to come to Los Angeles to take over, but the "him" turns out to be a "her"--who is also a nun.