A subversive romantic comedy about the real-life subculture of people who believe that they're vampires and the IRS agent who audits them.

Three twenty-something couples, one gay, one lesbian, and one straight, travel to a beach house to enjoy the last days of summer, but what should be a fun and carefree weekend becomes an exploration of what it takes to sustain a healthy relationship.

The idiot's guide to getting your life back on track when the only tools at your disposal are a half-assed BA in Fine Arts, a part time job as a delivery boy, some really dank weed, a bow tie, and the love of your life who has never noticed you. Until now.