The Oddness Begins... What is it about that horror movie on channel 12? Why do so many women in this small town work for the same party entertainment service? What is the significance of their bubble baths? Why so much yogurt? Where did that eyeball come from? Who is Bob? Odd Noggins is a strange trip into a small town where nothing is quite what it seems to be.

Crimson Heather is a drop dead gorgeous vampire, met by a vengeful huntress, determined to slay this bloodsucker. Heather turns the tables, visits a hot nightclub and leaves with a man for the evening. At every turn, someone is trying to do away with Heather, but she knows how to use her sex appeal and charm to keep living her life of the undead!

It is a time of great distress at the great Galzonkian zoo. The "earth female" specimen needs replacing, so two bumbling aliens are sent to find and bring back the perfect woman. Along the way they run into a variety of mishaps and we're introduced to a variety of beautiful babes! plus flying saucers, the alligatorman, fish, a giant mutant eyeball, aliens, more flying saucers, stickfights, floating skulls, phone sex, alien sex, and more! A fun, sexy spoof of cheesy alien abduction films with more goofballs than you can shake a stick at!