Wet Dreams, a middle aged male stripper group, take one last gig at a rural working mens club only to discover they are to become sacrifices in a plot to raise a murderous 16th century witch from the dead.

A downtrodden caretaker with pony PTSD is blackmailed by a gang of 12-year-old mean girls, after they discover he has taken an interest in their precious after school sport – hobby horsing.

When a humanoid sea creature washes up in Terry's bleak life they quickly develop feelings for each other - But can Man love Fish, and will Terry's older criminal brother get his hands on the creature before Terry can decide how he feels?