When Mike "Army" Armstrong, a down-and-out NHL tough guy, is suspended from the league, he uses his time off to embark on a testosterone-fueled, skirt-chasing struggle against old foes to win back his ex-girlfriend. Ultimately, however, he must overcome his greatest adversary - himself.

Two entrepreneurs named Ben and Gary pitch their new streaming platform to an investor, but their streaming platform exclusively contains low-budget parodies of blockbuster movies...where they play every character.