Barksdale University is typically a very safe place. However, tonight is a full moon and the new moon studies teacher Dr. Howell seems to be hiding something... But hey, that's not going to stop the biggest party on campus from happening at the sorority house!

The President hates bears because a big bear tried to kill his father. After declaring war on all bears, Air Force One is hijacked by bearrorists.

A young psychiatrist goes out to lunch with a seasoned colleague. He quickly realizes that his new friend's appetite extends beyond matters of the mind...

A couple decides to spice up their sex life by using a strap-on.

Upon a visit to her grandparent's house, Winnie discovers that their tortoise, Billy, has gone missing. She sets out on a journey to get Billy back, embodying her inner detective and meeting plenty of bizarre characters along the way.