Andrew's life has hit rock bottom. After being fired from his job and discovering that his girlfriend is having an affair, he hits the streets looking for work only to discover a non-stop series of sexual delights waiting for him at every turn.

Baby Love is a child-like young woman who mistakenly believes she is going on a trip to Paris. Beau is a naïve midshipman on leave who gets taken for all his money by a pair of prostitutes. When Baby Love and Beau run into each other on the streets of San Francisco, is it really love at first sight? And if it is, will it survive when Beau's leave is over?

Bumbling, desperate, and libidinous foreign exchange student Fernando isn't having any luck scoring with the ladies until his best friend Dave hooks him up with a used book on how to seduce women through using hypnotism.

While his wife is locked away in the loony bin, her husband narrates a series of flashbacks that explain what put her there.