Doug is your average, everyday door-to-door cat food sales person. When he finds out his long time partner is pregnant, Doug makes the decision to become a millionaire, only to find out it's not as easy as he thought to come up with a million dollar idea.

Ex-couple Phoebe and Teddy must live out the remainder of their lease together. In the effort to avoid each other, they each fall down a series of surreal rabbit holes. Teddy befriends an old man living in his closet. Phoebe finds a bathroom graffitied with magic phone numbers.