A bored young mum steps through a portal and discovers a world of incompetent knights, monks who are incapable of lying, and a race of people intent on firing the cleverest amongst them into the sun.

Doctor Antrobus takes time out from running an asylum to fight an unspeakble monster, which kills with its own flatulence.

"Jerry Springer: The Opera" tells the story of a day in the job of world famous talk-show host, Jerry Springer. Jerry has to sort out a number of guests problems; including a man who wants to dress up as a baby, a man with 3 lovers (one of them a transexual) and a fat woman who wants to be a pole dancer. However, on this particular day, something out of the ordinary will happen...

2am - Waterloo Bridge, London. When despairing Gracie fails to get up the guts to throw herself off Waterloo Bridge, destiny hands her a chance at salvation when 17 year old Ellie runs up onto the bridge, desperate to escape a man who's hot on her heels. Ellie begs for Gracie's help, and shocked out of her misery, Gracie grabs her and they escape to what Gracie believes, is the safety of the back streets. But those after Ellie do not give up, and so begins a dark, surreal night, during which Gracie realizes she has a chance at redemption and to save Ellie, but only if come morning they can survive the overwhelming odds that face them.