A by-the-book Captain is ordered to capture a strategic village in Italy. The Italian soldiers are willing to surrender, if they can have a festival first. The lieutenant convinces the Captain this is the only way. Because of aerial reconnaissance, they must look like they are fighting. To sort this out an intelligence officer is sent in. Meanwhile the festival gets complicated with the Mayors daughter.

Dr. Do Rong and Ivana Gettsum conspire to steal the world's most horrible weapon in order to sell it to Osama bin Badd. Jamie Bondo from the British Secret Service is called in to quietly rectify this situation.