When the criminal in the neighborhood watch sign escapes, a community is thrown into panic. Only through the power of local paranoia and super-funding the police force can any sense of white upper middle-class normalcy be restored. But can this mad criminal be stopped before he spray-paints the property value off every single family home? LOOK OUT!

Offended by his kidnappers' low demands, a university professor uses basic economic principles to increase his ransom and get in on the action.