James Andrews awakens to find that he's been chained to the floor of an indistinct cellar with food, water and a cell phone just out of his reach. James must utilize what little resources he has to keep himself alive long enough to be rescued.

Hans and Antho, two lifelong friends, attempt to track down and catch a serial bank robber, for the reward and the glory. In their search for the Billy Goat Bandit, they enlist the help of a few colorful characters who are all Golden Girls fans, and members of the same online conspiracy forum. All the while, an officer of the law tracks down Hans and Antho as they travel from bank to bank.