Vick and Tarstar are shooting their latest horror movie trash epic, Scarecrowed, with a cast and crew of punks, drug addicts, fetish models, and dumpster divers. Set back with extra hairy relationship drama, homelessness, lack of funding, and their crew members quitting, Vick and Tarstar just want to tell their story: With the right bucket, you too can buy your own hair cutting scarecrow made by the animatronic Goo Guys at the Scarecrow Factory.

A mysterious coven helps unhappy wives murder their husbands. A deadbeat stoner turns a pizzeria into a video rental headshop, and a lost soul falls in love with a serial killer, in this queer romance cursed by black magic and the occult!

A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape... to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.

Things take a turn for the worse when a down-on-their-luck band has a chance encounter in the pine barrens of NJ.