Area 51 is yet again witness to the world's most sinister conspiracy plot when an alien swamp monster runs amok, killing all in its wake, with a paranoid scientist, two stoned security guards and the FBI hot on its trail.

An unnamed warrior and his army arrive in Norway and begin to kill entire Viking settlements, seers warn of a prophecy that bring about the final day of Ragnorak upon the arrival of the dark man known as 'The King without a name'.

Johnny "Snooker Man" Bonnar is the UK's 17th rated Ronnie O'Sullivan lookalike working for the UK's lowest rated lookalike agency. He enters the world of competitive miniature snooker playing, attempting to become the world champion.