A kid by the name of "The Kiid" is living as a pet until a rag-tag-gang of kleptomaniacs bearing the name "The Piss Bandits" break into their domain, killing their keeper and kidnapping The Kiid in the process. The Kiid seeks revenge on the group of scavengers. In this harsh environment, only vultures of the wasteland survive.

In primordial times God and his angel Uriel struggle with the creation of time and space and the aftermath of accidentally creating humans by heating up styrofoam in the microwave.