Two high school debaters in the 1980s ride home together on a school bus after a tournament. He's a star who can speak about anything from nuclear weapons to farm subsidies - but can he tell his teammate how badly he wants to touch her?

A medieval knight searches for the Holy Grail in New York City, believing it will return him home to his time period. Convinced that the Grail is a woman he’s infatuated with, the knight must try and win her love to return home, or stay stranded in a time not his own.