Pilot episode for Canterbury's cosy student dating show! Cupid has come to town and has his arrow's aimed at UKC!

Housewife Ann sits over the dead body of her husband, rolled up in a bloodstained rug with his lifeless feet sticking out. When a mysterious man is called to dispose of the evidence, his no nonsense professionalism will clash with Ann's curiosity and emotional unpredictability.

A gangster has an announcement for his two henchmen: he's fallen in love, and he's quitting crime... to open a flower shop!

Bert and his girlfriend aren't doing too good... it's looking like splitsville for them... unless Bert steps up. But when a mysterious, beautiful, delicious Gyro comes into his life, Bert must choose between his beloved girlfriend and his beloved Gyro... and protect the Gyro against all those that would take it from him...