Paul, a man suffering from cerebral palsy, lives an unfulfilled life in a nursing home. Sitting in his wheelchair, he fantasizes about a life in which people understand him, women find him irresistible, and he is be a force to be reckoned with. He places this imagined self in four different sexual fantasies, each with a different woman.

Two brothers from Texas, Kirby and Corbin travel to Idaho in search of their dream girls. They pose as foreign exchange students and are welcomed into the home of a religious family. Unfortunately, one of girls they came for won't be home for a week. However, In their quest to conquer their dream girls, they eventually learn the true meaning of love.

All the myths about vampires are just that. Crosses, holy water, garlic -- they do absolutely nothing! The only thing that can kill a vampire has been injected into Quinn, a rough and rugged hillbilly with a chip on his shoulder. Now he is wanted by both vampires and those who want to destroy them. Quinn's only hope of survival is Karel, a renegade vampire warrior who does the unthinkable -- she falls in love with him.